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Quote from the video game Mass Effect, spoken by Nihlus. Used to unenthusiastically congratulate someone.
Joker: Drift, just under 1500K.
Nihlus: Fifteen hundred is good. Your captain will be pleased.
Mort: Holy crap! I got into MIT!
Mort's Father: MIT is good. Your captain will be pleased.
This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!
Pulling your cock in a furious manner while locked in your bedroom after telling your parents that you have gone upstairs to 'watch Star Trek'!
"I am just off to bed mum as Star Trek is coming on and you want to watch Grey's Anatomy. Tonight it is my favourite episode when the Star Ship Enterprise is Taking Captain Pickard to Warp Speed 5!"
"It's alright son, you can just say your having a wank!"
A phrase used to describe the state of the penis.
When an uncircumcised penis head rolls out of the foreskin.
Derived from the explorer, Robert Falcon Scott who ventured to Antarctica in 1912.
Ryan: Aw red alert mate
Josh: What?
Ryan: Captain Scott has left his sleeping bag
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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants
A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.
Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.
This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;
Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.