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Bloke Day

The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.

Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!

by hhbd January 29, 2009

22๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


king for a day

Track number 16 on Green Day's Nimrod album. The song is about how a young boy begins cross-dressing at the tender age of 4. The lyrics basically speak for themselves. It is also about the frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong's bisexuality.

Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
Wasn't Made For Only Girls
G.I. Joe In Pantyhose
Is Making Room for the One and Only

King For A Day!
Princess By Dawn
King For A Day
In a Leather Thong...

by non-conformity March 23, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


rebound day

n. Official day (February 15th) following Valentine's day for bro's to pick up recently single women in bars. These women are usually looking for someone for a quick night of forgettable sex to help them release the anger and pain of breaking up.

We're going out tonight, there's single women in need of love. No need to suit up because it's rebound day.

by Alejandro W October 31, 2008

23๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Day

An expression when someone is being a dick for no reason. It is in reference to October 17th which is National Dick Day, the one day a year you can be a jag-off to whoever you want and no one can hold it against you.

Dick Day is also a Senator from Minnesota (www.dickday.org)

"Why's John being such a dick?"
"Must be his Dick Day."

by The Monster October 18, 2006

45๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


OBLIVION DAY

When two or more people bring TV's, Computers, Xboxes (and other shit to play oblivion on). And sit in a dark room until the afternoon hour when their internal 'body clocks' force them to go into a coma or face self-destruction(Destruction lawl oblivion). Oblivion is the greatest video game to touch the planet earth, and mars, and the fucking milky way galaxy.

-Last nite Giles, and like 3 other people and I had a Oblivion Day. I've haven't Slept since 8 am., Yesterday.
-Dude! It's 9pm now.

by Jake aka Ysmir January 17, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


P-Day

Short for "preparation day." Missionaries have one day of the week set aside for preparatory activities such as housecleaning, shopping, laundry, letter-writing, and, oh yes, recreation.

Officially, missionaries are supposed to wear their suits and ties on p-day, except when participating in sporting activities. In reality, there are no ties in sight on p-day. Officially, p-day starts at 6:30 am and ends at 6:30 pm. In reality, the fun often starts at 10:30 the night before, and doesn't end until until late in the p-day night.

Bill: Hey Elder John, what are you going to do tomorrow?
Elder John: Well, it's my P-Day so I'm going to go get some groceries, clean my apartment and go play some football!

by AaronTheMormon February 8, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


one day

Euphemistic way of saying never.

My mum told me I'll be president one day.

by One Day I'll get a name September 28, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž