The day that all the blokes celebrate being a bloke and do things that blokes do. Usually involves partying. Occurs every wednesday.
Chris: HAPPY HAPPY BLOKE DAY!
Bloke1: Why thank ya bloke!
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Track number 16 on Green Day's Nimrod album. The song is about how a young boy begins cross-dressing at the tender age of 4. The lyrics basically speak for themselves. It is also about the frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong's bisexuality.
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
Wasn't Made For Only Girls
G.I. Joe In Pantyhose
Is Making Room for the One and Only
King For A Day!
Princess By Dawn
King For A Day
In a Leather Thong...
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n. Official day (February 15th) following Valentine's day for bro's to pick up recently single women in bars. These women are usually looking for someone for a quick night of forgettable sex to help them release the anger and pain of breaking up.
We're going out tonight, there's single women in need of love. No need to suit up because it's rebound day.
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An expression when someone is being a dick for no reason. It is in reference to October 17th which is National Dick Day, the one day a year you can be a jag-off to whoever you want and no one can hold it against you.
Dick Day is also a Senator from Minnesota (www.dickday.org)
"Why's John being such a dick?"
"Must be his Dick Day."
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When two or more people bring TV's, Computers, Xboxes (and other shit to play oblivion on). And sit in a dark room until the afternoon hour when their internal 'body clocks' force them to go into a coma or face self-destruction(Destruction lawl oblivion). Oblivion is the greatest video game to touch the planet earth, and mars, and the fucking milky way galaxy.
-Last nite Giles, and like 3 other people and I had a Oblivion Day. I've haven't Slept since 8 am., Yesterday.
-Dude! It's 9pm now.
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Short for "preparation day." Missionaries have one day of the week set aside for preparatory activities such as housecleaning, shopping, laundry, letter-writing, and, oh yes, recreation.
Officially, missionaries are supposed to wear their suits and ties on p-day, except when participating in sporting activities. In reality, there are no ties in sight on p-day. Officially, p-day starts at 6:30 am and ends at 6:30 pm. In reality, the fun often starts at 10:30 the night before, and doesn't end until until late in the p-day night.
Bill: Hey Elder John, what are you going to do tomorrow?
Elder John: Well, it's my P-Day so I'm going to go get some groceries, clean my apartment and go play some football!
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Euphemistic way of saying never.
My mum told me I'll be president one day.
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