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A show that make clowns famous. The whole purpose of his show is to “help” people and troubled teens get better by offering advice while ridiculing his guest for the sake of entertainment and then sending them to these wilderness programs that are really just cults abusing kids and using them for free labor. Most of his audience consist of middle age women that have nothing better to do than to attend his show.
Well fuck! I no longer have spectrum bc I don’t want to have all those extra channels…. I guess I’ll just resort to the pinnacle of mediocre day time television, honey change to Oprah network.
Yes boo, ooohhh they’re giving Dr Phil
Ah great, is there anything else dear?
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Stopper of evil, lord of the mustache, facts-wielding man of myth. Owns a tv show of the same name. People worship the blood and facial hair of Dr. Phil.
Friend: Why are you laying in a summoning circle?
Me: I just watched Dr. Phil.
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Sexiest man on earth. Only person I will let see my noodles 😌 will fix your daddy problems
Bro Dr Phil fixed my daddy problems..
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a disorder associated with being obsessed with dr. pepper. Symptoms include : Drinking it all the time and always talking about it
“I have dr pepper disorder”
“Whats that?”
“Being obsessed with dr pepper. I cant live without it”
“It is the best drink ever”
“I know”
A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them
Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now
A person who pulls more chicks then they can handle while still being a dick to all but one of them
Ugh, Jeffery is being sutch a dr Fred right now
This Dr is actually elite at shagging and WILL do ur mum if u let him lose.
Has Dr Dewey shagged & shanked ur mum yet?
Yeah! He did mine last Marrinelli-Monday
Dr Dewey Ur Mum is goated.