Nasty Dark Crystal

is a woman who has graduated beyond the white trash phase and metamorphed into a greasy, puss-filled piece of anal cheeze. She has multiple lovers mainly including animals such as dogs, rats, and gerbils. She has low self-esteem and gets her jolly's from crappin' her panties and smelling her fingers. You can find her beggin' for change under the Atlantic City boardwalk and performing sexual favors for a vile of crack.

Yo bro, you bang that chick and your dick is not only going to fall off....but it will create a secondary demon head full of warts when you touch that Nasty Dark Crystal!!!

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Dark Ace

y ones favorite mod

dont mess with Cark Ace

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dark souls players

A dark souls player is a person who has zero life and complains about hitboxes and lag. Thier natural camouflage is acting like cool people, but are the biggest nerds if you fall for it. They are known to have a tantrum if they are ganked, or safety roll off a ledge.

" Man I met this asshole who kept shouting at the sun, and made stories and 'lore' from a used condom"
" Oh, you probably met a dark souls player"
"Yeah, those dark souls players are faggots"

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dark side of the moon

1.) A term used to describe a person's face when they are acting like an asshole.

2.) A term used when referring to a male giving anal sex to a female partner.

ex 1: "I don't know what his problem is, but Ross is really showing his dark side of the moon today..."

ex 2: Friend 1 - "Yo dude, you slay any holes last night?"
Friend 2 - "Yeah man but she was on the rag so I went to the dark side of the moon."

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Intellectual Dark Web

A group of "alt"-alt-right academics who critique the right from a counter-materialistic perspective.

The meta-right frequently concludes that the Enlightenment was false in its phenomenological conclusions but meaningful toward effecting the modern era.

Also called the meta-right.

The intellectual dark web gets its name from its momentous dominance of non-traditional media platforms.

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big dark and neat

What your teacher will tell you to do in math equations

Mr. Chen write big dark and neat for this problem

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dark minion memes

One of the fucking scariest and also somehow, the most funny things in the world. They make you think about life and how it has gone to shit.

Kid: I just saw some dark minion memes today!
Other Kid: What did it say?
Kid: Exercise? I thought you said kidnap 37 children and hold them hostage in my basement for $700,000!

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