Dead Name

A name given on birth, a name that the person using this word most likley dosent go by.
Usually used by Trans, Nonbinary or people questioning gender.

"Dont use their dead name"

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Dead o’clock

When your ex’s bf dies

It’s almost dead o’clock!

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Nearly Dead

Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.

Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.

Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.

Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.

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dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

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dead landopotimus

a fat lazy person who died either from marijuana or alcahol or from teh stenchy dirty room he lives in

matt died today, what a dead landopotimus

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dead port

Like a 'port' on a computer that no longer works, even though there's a cable in it, used to describe a woman who lies there doing nothing during sex. Coined at WPI.

John: Hey, I heard you fucked that hot chick you met yesterday. Damn, she must have been good!
Robert: Eh, she was a dead port, I would have been better off with by myself with some lotion.

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Dead Meal

Eating someone out/giving a blowjob to a dead person.

In Romeo and Juliet, it looked like he was having a dead meal.

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