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The process of slamming alcoholic beverages.
Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this morning?
Guy 2: I absolutely dirty canned a whole case.
Put a straw in the end of a bike pump, insert it into your rectum and pump it until you feel like you need to fart, then inject 100ml of cow seamen into your but hole, and fart it into your soulmates face.
You: Honey i need to fart come quick.
Soul mate:( as she turns ) BANG ! ( wipes face ) What was that ?
You: ohh just your everyday dirty airpump :)
Soul mate: hmm it has a different taste today, what was the special ingredient ?
You: Nothing to strange just some cow seamen.
When a man violently fingers a woman repeatedly until she queefs whilst eating biscuits from grandmas biscuit tin
I did a dirty Fynn to my girl last night and she wouldn’t stop dreaming
When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!
We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer
The act of defecating before a shower, but not wiping yourself clean because you use your hand as toilet paper as you take a shower. Only Italians and Jehovah's Witnesses do this.
Henry: Shit, out of toilet paper. Guess I might as well take a shower.
Pirate: Yar, even a salty mate like meself wouldn't tread the waters of a Dirty Henry.
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A style of Electronic Dance Music that revolves around those squeeky high pitched synths, really groovy drums and just make you want to smile and dance around with your friends. Most of the Dirty Dutch songs can also be categorized as Electro House.
Afrojack is currently the most popular Dirty Dutch producer, and is leading it's uprising popularity.
Hey what music you listen to?
Dirty Dutch
What? What's that?
It's hard to describe...lookup on youtube "Top 10 dirty dutch" and it'll give you an idea.
Alright I'll do that!
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Doing something disgusting and humiliating when dared to by your friends, only to receive a relatively small amount of money in return.
He's just done a Dirty Al, how much did he get paid?
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