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The newest breed of emperor penguin, evolved by his strikingly orange face and flowing mane.
Penguin 1: Good heavens! What is this magnificent beast?
Penguin 2: Chill out man, its just donald Trump our patriarchal penguin leader.
Penguin Donald: Behold my orange face!
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Donald trump is the sexual act of getting a person of mexican or African decent and whipping them across the boarder. Once you have successfully/ forcefully made them cross the boarder you retrace your steps and count the amount of semen or squirt they have unleashed. Once all the sexual fluids are collected place them in a bag. Then proceed to the White House and yell "WHITE POWER!!!" And throw the bag at the front gate
Dude did you see the news?!?! My ex gave that Nigger a Donald Trump
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Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"
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The guy who made America great again.
America was great for 4 years because of Donald Trump.
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*My opinion* Best president ever, he has done so much to help the country. Unfortunatley , he lost to Joe Biden *some americans say he cheated and bad things but this is not about him* President Trump was usually fact-checked and posts deleted on Facebook. Also, he was blamed for January 6th, 2021 incident, but to be honest, the people did it themselves, He never said to do something like that.
Woah, is this Donald Trump? Yup!
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Someone who actually loved America. Someone who got shit done. Someone who didn’t care about feelings and instead the facts. Someone who is made out to be a monster because the stupid fucking media says so and everyone believes it
Donald Trumps presidency will not be forgotten! MAGA
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Best president ever! Possibly ever!
Donald Trump doesn't trash America like democrats, he makes it 100% better.
Taxes and drug prices are very low because of Trump
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