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Someone who always gets owned on Facebook statuses/comments by friends or friends of friends and never gets much likes on a status, in the most cases due to his own stupidity.
Sped literally shares a video every 15 minutes, he likes old posts and literally every status and comment he sees, and he places dumb or inappropriate comments on everyone's profile picture. People always make epic burns on his statuses and his weird comments on statuses, and these burns always get liked by strangers. He's such a Facebook dupe.
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A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.
'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.
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The internet's comeback to first impressions, the 'facebook impression' is the opinion of yourself created by your facebook page, through groups, quotations, political views, etc. It has become increasingly relevant in an age where people creep online before meeting others in real life. MAKE A GOOD ONE!
Bill's in a pro-hunting group and his political views say "Fuck Fags"... I don't know if like him after that facebook impression.
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Facebook sucker is a person you hate who accepts you're friend invite.
you accepted my friend invite when it really was an enemy invite you facebook sucker.
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Someone who posts lengthy essays on someone else's miserable status, giving them deep, personal information that all of their facebook friends can see. It's quite cheesy.
Some Kid: Wow, my life is over. I CAN'T believe this is happening to me...how did things get this way?
Dr. Facebook: Now, now, just remember that in the grand scheme of things, the blah blah is never gonna blah blah, so if you just blah blah, and follow your heart, all your blah blah will come true.
Observer: wtf who paged Dr. Facebook?
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When someone Facebook murders you, you haunt them via mutual friends by talking to them or about them through mutal friends.
Posting comments on your friends wall that is a friend of the Facebook murderer, is Facebook haunting.
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When someone puts a status about themselves even though you know the truth.
Steve says he has been to the gym everynight this week. I didn't know they had a gym at McDonald's. What a facebook liar.
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