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the area code of yuba city, olivehurst, roseville,wheatland, other small cities in that area as well in northern california.
dude 1: im straight outta tha dirty five thirty nukkuh
dude 2: what?
dude 1: yuba city, fag
dude 2: oh
dude 1: youre hecka gay
Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.
Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "
To poop at such an angle that the turds hit your scrotum. Such as when a boxer hits a speed bag.
"Damn bro, I was taking a dump when that plane was in a vertical dive and it made me do a tyson five round!"
The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.
Anti-choice nutbag hoarding "bio-hazard" material
The Former Guy DOJ official and Federalist Society member, David Morrell, owns a Washington, D.C., house whose tenant, Lauren Handy, got busted storing fetuses in a cooler. reached for comment the woman said "omg they're gonna freak when they find out about my Handy Five-fetus"
When a Four-Skin just isn't enough
Honestly Debra, he was that enormous, it was like a Camels Five-Skin
When a male powders his nuts and then proceeds to high five his male friend, creating a puff of powder upon impact. The high five receiver, doesn't know about the previous step, making it a hilarious prank.
male #1 to male #2: Dude, we're in Florida!!!!
male #2 to male #1: Yea! High Five
male #2:......ugh did you just give me a Florida High Five!?
male #1: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....yea I did.
male #2: hahahaha....nice dude.