Random
Source Code
Random
Short for "free and me". A type of attitude where you think you should get everything for free, and everything belongs to you. A person with the free n' me attitude rarely pays for anything, instead letting friends take care of the bill. In addition, a person with this attitude will assume that they are allowed to use anything a friend owns.
Usually a person with the free n' me attitude will act nonchalant about their actions, as if the free n' me attitude is something normal.
Syrus provided a case study of the free n' me attitude when he took 3 slices of pizza for free when everyone else had chipped in $5.
I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon, they'll leave me alone
Free and freaky in the USA
My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I hate it when people look at me the wrong way
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
England and France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When i go over there
I make sure
I gotta walk bold
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Woah, today, my mind begins to stray
I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK
Free and freaky in the USA
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA
PINK PAJAMA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Free and freaky in the USA
Lettuce that has never been packaged and bounded with tight fitting plastic. The lettuce head tastes better since it was never exposed to plastic. Highly recommended by well known chefs who also generally suggest free range chicken.
TV Chef: "Always select a free head lettuce when preparing a gourmet salad."
11👍 2👎
November 17th you may have a free nut.
Guy 1:This fucking no nut November is so hard bro. I can’t do this much longer.
Guy 2: good thing tomorrow is November 17th!
Guy 3: oh my fucking god I forgot tomorrow is free nut day!
13👍 11👎
Break up with or reject. Often used in situations wear an unbearable tension or anxiety comes in play for one of the two actors of the relationship.
A: Every time I look at you, I realize I love you so much, but you don't seem to love me back. Every time you look at me, its like I'm expecting you to set me free already. I've had enough, but you need to break me down yourself!
22👍 6👎
When a girl gives a guy a small amount of sexual gratification, but withholds the rest until he commits to a relationship.
Last night she gave me the free tour, but I'm definitely gonna subscribe.
14👍 138👎
A sugar daddy who puts out the money but gets none of the fringe benefits that a sugar daddy should be getting.
Dude gave her all his cash and she still didn't put out...that's the 100th time she's done that to him. He's a Sugar-free sugardaddy.
27👍 8👎