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When licking the sweat off another's thighs during sex
Guy: ooh baby let me lick that salty water off those thunder thighs Girl: are you a good ham sucker
When someone slaps or punches the shit outta you. So hard, knocks you out cold.
I gave Abe a ham sucker at the bar. He was out cold for minutes!
someone who is very mean to hamduster
and belongs to ham mafia
fish ham mafia :you filthy dishwasher
hamduster ham mafia :thats not nice
Being clumsy when handling things...moving things...setting them down, etc....Knocking things over, spilling things, dropping things.
I went to move my bowl of tomato soup, I caught my finger on the edge of the countertop, and spilled my soul all over the floor....I don't believe how Ham Handed I've been lately.
1.the act of tugging the chain to instagram models
2. going buck wild in any context
"nahh bros going ham on instagram"
Derived from the maliforous odor of a Kroger deli ham, "deli ham" is a slang term for a flatulant.
I can tell by Rugs grin, it was him who ripped the deli ham.
A guy that really likes ham and Lincoln logs. He was a president, for some reason. He might have gone to a play to show the biggest Lincoln log tower and it not falling over, and putting ham sandwiches between each piece and eating the ham sandwiches without it falling over. Then, John Walks Booth said that Lincoln didn't go through the walking booth. So John Walks Booth assassinated him, making the tower fall.
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: AND TODAY I WILL EAT THESE HAM SANDWICHES!!!
John Walks Booth: Wait a minute! You didn't get a Walking Ticket from the Walking Booth!
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: I-I don't need one if I'm on stag-
John Walks Booth: I don't wanna hear it! "pulls out his glock"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log: WAIT WAIT WAIT, NO WE CAN WORK THIS OUT!! I'LL GET A TICKE-"Gets shot"
Abra-Ham Lincoln Log after dead: Damn It, I was gonna get the world record for most sandwiches eaten between Lincoln logs.