The lie almost every most-likely mexican person says when they have an aggressive dog barking the shit outta you.
dog : *barking and snarling aggressively*
person 1 : "come in he doesn't bite "
Person 2 : * being bit and attacked by dog* YeS IT DOOoOoo
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Ezucker but hes annoying Your Annoying!!!
Me: UGH WHATEVER
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How literally everyone in Singapore starts their chinese composition for PSLE
yi ge feng he ri li de zao shang, xiao ming chi le da bian, ta hen kai xin.
someone thats better den all of you luh nikkas bricks is him spazz is him and better than you
Yo i heard spazz ran through a whole cheer leading team hes him
the term "he ho he ho" is a term that was coined to resemble the sound of a straws screeching sound during its movement up and down in a plastic cup.
"Person A: Can you stop making Tokyo Drift sounds in your fucking room? Person B: Its the straw in my Slush Puppy cup going He ho he ho"
The counter reply to ‘that’s what she said’. As in: ‘that jerk just ruined the evening with that terrible ‘that’s what she said joke”. Destroyed the night... That’s What he Did!
After complaining about the over cooked dinner he ate the meal without even chewing. That’s what He Did!!!