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A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.
"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."
The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.
My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?
When a woman with a skirt and no underwear (or naked) stands over a vent that's blowing air.
Marilyn Monroe was holding her skirt down because she was clam sailing to dry off.
Your partner must be a squirter.
Grab a Tim tam bite the ends off.
Smash the Mrs until she is about to squirt.
Put the Tim tam on and suck the juices out
Whilst finger banging
I gave the mrs a good old clam tam on the weekend
The act of a man gliding his penis between two vaginas positioned over each other.
I had a threesome last night and started shucking clams with them.
The act of inserting ones fingers into the hairy vaginal orrifice of a female. Usually two to three fingers are inserted, although, depending on females' orrifice diameter, more fingers may be necessary. Normally fingers are held in a hook style position and rammed in and out at a pace intended to pleasure said female and aid her in becoming moist.
Jim and Eric where discussing the activities of the previous night.
Jim: Dude, that party was crazy last night! I
Know you were totally wasted. I saw you
disappear with that chick at like 3am.
You hit that son?
Eric: Yea dude it was awesome, i took her in
back room and smashed it. She was
ready to go after I got done shucking the bearded clam.
Jim: That's what's up man! So the puss was
nice and hairy Huh?
Eric: It was hairy, but I was too far gone to give
A fuck. I just needed to drain my balls.