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The Irish Chillidog - After drunken anal sex, you remove your new chilidog and place in partners mouth, followed by two shots of Jameson.
Last night this drunk bitch was so annoying amd hungry from drinking Jameson. So, I did what any Irish lad would do and fed her an Irish Chillidog
The act of officiating a rusty trombone contest with the ultimate goal of declaring the first team to cum as the winners of said competition.
Todd: What’s the the matter Brian? You look absolutely exhausted.
Brian: Yeah dawg it was a late evening. I was up until 4:00am at the Zeta house being “The Irish Referee.”
The act of clogging a toilet and then leaving the facility without fixing the issue or notifying the appropriate parties.
Sully: “What should we do for dinner tonight? How about Applebees?”
Rodge: “Can’t do it.”
Sully: “You don’t like Applebees???”
Ridge: “Oh, I love Applebees. I just can’t go back because I hit them with an Irish Clog last Thursday.”
-Carbonated flavorless swill heartily ingested by Catholics and Protestants
- Makes a great makeshift car bomb (just shake and place under vehicle)
- La Croix
-Fuck you, dad! I'm so angry I could shoot up a school! Mom, you forgot to pick up more La Croix! Goddamn it dude, FML!
-Irish Chaser
when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES”
When you just get up and walk away. Far away.
I’m gonna hit the bathroom. And you Irish dip out the door
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When you drunkenly order a bunch of things off Amazon (or online in general), forget about it, and then all your goodies arrive at your door.
Drunk online shopping then receiving your haul.
"Holy shit! I don't remember ordering all of this... Must be an Irish Christmas!"