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Now that I’ve got your attention. HELP!!! IVE SOMEHOW BEEN SUCKED INTO THIS WEBSITE AND MY PHYSICAL AND MENTAL EXISTENCE IS STUCK INSIDE URBANDICTIONARY.COM. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME!
Hey Jacob… YOURE STUCK IN A FUCKING COMPUTER VIA URBANDICTIONARY
person1: hey it's jacob!!
person2: yea he's pretty sexually attractive and exciting.
A Jacob is a very funny person, they love sports but can never play them because he sucks at. A Jacob is a very romantic person. Treat him good.
Jacob is very cute and funny. He often makes people laugh to hide his inner emotions. Once he falls for a girl, he takes a long time to get over her until he finds someone else.
a bi-sexual male known for looking like edna and loves dogs dressed in g-strings. He looks like a typical pedo and has pizza every night cause his family is to lazy to cook
oi look its "Jacob" he must have sex with dogs
Jacob is literally the most fucking annoying person you will ever fucking meet. You will have shit tons of bruh moments whenever you're around him cause he's so god damn fucking stupid. Jesus fuck he is so fucking annoying fuck fuck fuck.