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Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.
JORDAN IS THE GOD OF ALL FAT ASSES
He/She is an incredible fatty that eats up everything and is a cheater
Man I would NOT want to be a Jordan!
A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
A bottom who pretends he’s a top but is really a bottom.
Jordan's, usually come in a few different shapes and sizes. They come round, they come tall, they come skinny and they also come short. And also tend to cum short literally, as they can only last an hour or so in bed. Jordan's also tend to indulge themselves in illegal activities which can vary from robbing post offices, to breaking into apartments half naked banged-out on coke. They are kind-hearted, and will do what is right. They may also appear to be somewhat ugly on the outside, but, on the inside, they're also fairly ugly. If you come across a Jordan, approach with extreme caution, as you may get robbed for your illicit items.
Passer By: Shit! Is that a Jordan?
His mate: quick, hide that flake and keep your hands in your pocket.
A beautiful stunning girl with a great personality. She can be fun,loving,sweet, and kind hearted. She can be a bitch when she needs to dhe also can be annoying but you still love her anyways
Omg see that girl over there named Jordan