I'm just tryna help, Ike

From 'what's love got to do with it?' Meaning: helping someone with something they REALLY don't need or want your help with - or not giving someone the help they need.

BB: Why did you give my number JJ, he is not cute to me?
KK: But he is nice and really likes you. I'm just tryna help, Ike...
BB: Ike don't need no help!

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Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

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You have just been vuvuzeled

To randomly blast a vuvuzela in someones ear.

Guy blows horn in guys ear you have just been vuvuzeled!

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sometimes you just gotta smoke

To explain your actions when you are caught high at 8:00am.

"Hahaha...What the fuck are you doing 'sucking down' bongs at this hour?"
"Man, Sometimes yo' jus' gotsta smoke."

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He just like me fr

"Just like me fr" meant in a sarcastic way to lift yourself while it actually is YOU being just like him, he's famous for (that something), while you're at home and a nobody

*somebody does something cool*

- "He just like me fr"

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my penis just turned into a giraffe

when something is so awesome and mind blowing that no other words or phrase can describe it.

In a club
John- "Aren't these beats amazing"
Bill-"Yeah, my penis just turned into a giraffe"

At a party a guy throws and open beer bottle in the air, does and backflip and then catch's it without spilling any beer
Tom- "Holy shit that was amazing"
Mike- "my penis just turned into a giraffe"

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wiggle it just a little bit

Idiocy in its purest and most concentrated form; a trio of scumbags effacing the natural beauty of the Earth and trying to look cool while doing it.

Retarded inbreds aiming to leave a mark of their existence while the only thing they have accomplished is profound ignorance and wasting the Earth's resources in the process.

To call these "men" monkeys would be both a compliment and an indecency to all primates.

The infamous youtube video brief taking place in the exotic Goblin Valley.
"Wiggle it...... Just a lil bit" "BAH"!

Anyone who decides to wiggle it just a little bit requires sincere counseling.

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