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The result of using an inside-out plastic bag as a glove to pick up after your dog.
Man, I walked Rufus today after his not having a walk yesterday. After his second stop, we had a good start on a Kentucky Handwarmer.
When you fill a truck bed full of piss.
George took a dip in his Kentucky kiddie pool last week
Where a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....
I have moment in my pants at the start of every horse race ....damn you Kentucky Waterfall...
When a man jacks off on a gal's ass crack as trumpets play "calling to the post"....
"I have movement in my britches at the start of every horse race - damn you Kentucky Waterfall!"
When you give a girl an enema with Kentucky bourbon (preferably Jim beam) and have her shit it back out of her ass on to your face and or torso.
Hey did you hear how Jamie Lynn gave Cletus a Kentucky waterfall last night? They sure know how to party.
A truck club based out of western kentucky thats full of pot heads and rednecks
Full of rusted outs stock shitboxes
Requirements:
•Rusted out beyond repair
•Shitty 15 inch wheels with dry rotted tires
•No cab corners or rockers
•Rock lights in wheel wells
•Lightbars that’s don’t work
And also got to be a short fuckboy with a permed mullet or have some form of a std
Damn was that crew of western kentucky shitboxes or what
When you find an abandoned bird egg and you crunch that shit.
Jim: Hey, bro. You got your daily protein.
Joe: You better believe I smacked that Kentucky crunch.