Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.
Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️
A name given to a person that expresses basic common knowledge about a subject, by a person that doesn't know shit about fuck on said subject.
Me: Hey Edgar, maybe you should just check to see if the outlet is blown before you start taking apart the DJ's mixing board.
Edgar: Oh dang man, that actually worked! Quit being such a know-it-all, you're making me look bad.
Someone who goes around thinking things are big and clever, and believe they know it all about everything, but don’t because their still things he / she don’t know about just yet.
OMG what a know it all, who told him all this, we are not letter anyone else in
Someone who thinks they have the one and only answer to everything.
A lot of people confused the guy with a know it all. He didnt think he had all the answers to everything, but he was sure of which ones were bullshit.
A know it all is someone who thinks they know everything, and refuses to take anyone else's opinion into consideration because, naturally, they know it all. Also known as a Brian.
I have green eyes but my boyfriend Brian insists that I have hazel eyes. Clearly he is a know it all.
Person typically has one button and it’s their way or nothing else. Don’t disagree with a know it all because if you do your entire day will change. They will quickly flip the script and could even lead to hate crimes, or even worse the “ K bye”
A know it all would say “I’m right when I’m right and I’m right when I’m wrong”
when somebody is caught cranking their hog and is embarrassed .
mom: steve, what are you doing?! that's gross
steve: oh you know
because steve was embarrassed he didn't want to admit so he said oh, you know