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I know you are but what am I

Something you say when you know your joke was wack but don’t want to admit it.

Guy 1: If you’re going to eat your words, spit them out and eat them again!
Guy 2: That joke was ass.
Guy 1: I know you are but what am I.
Guy 2: 🤦 ♂️

by Ass_Gobbler69 September 9, 2023


Know-it-all

A name given to a person that expresses basic common knowledge about a subject, by a person that doesn't know shit about fuck on said subject.

Me: Hey Edgar, maybe you should just check to see if the outlet is blown before you start taking apart the DJ's mixing board.
Edgar: Oh dang man, that actually worked! Quit being such a know-it-all, you're making me look bad.

by Methkateer December 22, 2023


Know it all

Someone who goes around thinking things are big and clever, and believe they know it all about everything, but don’t because their still things he / she don’t know about just yet.

OMG what a know it all, who told him all this, we are not letter anyone else in

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019


Know it all

Someone who thinks they have the one and only answer to everything.

A lot of people confused the guy with a know it all. He didnt think he had all the answers to everything, but he was sure of which ones were bullshit.

by Solid Mantis June 10, 2020


Know it all

A know it all is someone who thinks they know everything, and refuses to take anyone else's opinion into consideration because, naturally, they know it all. Also known as a Brian.

I have green eyes but my boyfriend Brian insists that I have hazel eyes. Clearly he is a know it all.

by Arniverna September 10, 2022


Know it all

Person typically has one button and it’s their way or nothing else. Don’t disagree with a know it all because if you do your entire day will change. They will quickly flip the script and could even lead to hate crimes, or even worse the “ K bye

A know it all would say “I’m right when I’m right and I’m right when I’m wrong”

by Reneman April 27, 2018


oh, you know

when somebody is caught cranking their hog and is embarrassed .

mom: steve, what are you doing?! that's gross
steve: oh you know
because steve was embarrassed he didn't want to admit so he said oh, you know

by zackthecoolguyfromyourmom March 29, 2022