Penis Van Lesbian

A nickname given to Dick Van Dyke By Mary Tyler Moore on the set of the Dick Van Dyke Show. This Pet name is still used today by everyone in the western world.

Person One: Dude. Did you see the Dick Van Dyke Show?
Person Two: No, but I saw the Penis Van Lesbian Show!
Person One: You're a Moron.

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lesbian jeans

A pair of jeans firing specially for lesbians.

Rhonda: Come on babe, we gotta get to the mall by 3:00 or the lesbian jeans will be full price

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Lipstick Lesbian

A very feminine lesbian who tends to act like a straight girl but is actually a lesbian. Enjoys very girly things and products, is proud of being a Lipstick

Kinda looks like a Thot but isn’t a thot

Ex.

A: Hey Lexi who is your boyfriend?
B: I don’t have a boy friend, I’m gay.
A: Oh shit, I thought you were straight

B: No, I’m just a Lipstick lesbian.

Ex 2.
Omg she is such a Lipstick

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Lesbian Pornography

18-40 year old girls participating with other gay females by doing sex acts on camera, usually done when they are naked and filmed by a horny perverted man who is masturbating. The whole reason why I use the internet, to view females sucking each others pussies.

Hey bro! The girls just called, they want to make Lesbian Pornography. Okay, dawg I'll get the camera. Go set up the room where they are going to have sex in.

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situational lesbian

a straight woman who uses the old "i'm a lesbian" line to put off an undesirable (at least in her eyes) guy who is hitting on her. actually, she wouldn't munch the carpet if her life depended on it, but she figures it's better to give a phony excuse to the bozo than to tell him the truth and have it turn out he's a heavily-armed psychopath.

ben: uh, hey jen, would you like to go to the movies with me tomorrow night?
jen: sorry, ben. i guess you didn't know i'm gay. but thanks anyway! (walks quickly ot the other side of the room.)
len: who was that creep? want me to smash his face in for you?
jen: no, he's okay. i just told him i'm a dike and his boner went all soft.
len: wow, you're a real situational lesbian, aren't you? wanna let me fuck your brains out? whoa, looks like i'm too late!

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Wiener lesbian

A very sultry/sexy lesbian who often eats hotdogs at midnight.

"That wiener lesbian ate her hotdog mighty quick"

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briana is lesbian

A Briana that lost her virginity to her teacher and is and has no titis.

A PWRSON NAMED BRIANA IS LESBIAN

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