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Then whome is in a sad mood and mostly wants cuddles
I sit in my room sad and want cuddles with my red led lights on
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A chicago slang term referring to a Stripper/Exotic Dancer.
*AT A CLUB*
Man: Hey baby, with a body like that you must be an angel.
Woman: No, actually I'm a red light dancer.
Man: Oh Man!
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Drag racing with another car when the light turns green.
his WRX beat the civic si on the stop light challenge
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a driver who drives slowly, but just fast enough so that they can get through a green light at an intersection, but the person behind them gets stuck with a red light and has to wait for the next green light, often leading to cursing and flipping off by the second party toward the first
I got stuck behind a green light goblin last night, but I wasn't taking that shit. I accelerated and drove around the fucking jerk and threw my coffee at his car.
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When a man shoves a pineapple in his ass and runs in the 100 meter dash.
The lone white guy in the 100 meter sprint gave himself some good luck by using a Jamacian Light Bulb. But of course, he finished in dead last even with a headstart.
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Ever need a clear and simple way to rate women amoungst friends? When rating women, the traffic light analysis system can be used.
To use this system one compares a woman to the three colors of a traffic light, depending on their desire to engage in sexual contact with the subject woman.
A red light: if one deems a woman to be a red light he is stating that he would fuck her but do what ever he could to conceal his actions from others finding out about it.
A yellow light: if one deems a woman as a yellow light he is stating that he would fuck her, not caring who found out, but he wouldnt tell people of his actions.
A green light: if one deems a woman as a green light, he is stating that he would fuck the subject and be proud of his actions, not hesitating to tell people what he has accomplished.
A no-go: a woman you wouln't fuck under any reasonable circumstance.
The traffic light system
Andrew: yo check out that chick over their.
Mike: shes about a yellow
Andrew: interesting, id fuck her anyday, id say green.
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An area outside Seattle Known to have the most humongous and belligerent Dance parties. Known for there wild theme parties.
Let's get over to the Blue Light District for a Phat party
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