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can also be used as a word for girl with eating disorders.
poor little mary jane, look at her, shes so thin...
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An original character (fem.) in fanfic or an original story, usually on the internet, who is far superior to all other characters. She is typically beautiful, intelligent, kind, and in all other ways "perfect". She usually serves as an important part in a pivotal plot element (ie: a prophecy) and becomes romantically involved with the author's favourite character in the story. The internet fiction world runs rampant with these characters.
dracosluvur: My character's name is Alienne Raven Jewel Sassandra Moonflower Romance Shimmer Honeybeam, she came to Hogwarts after being separated from her family in the U.S. and sold into illegal slavery in Japan, she's fluent in both languages and is part Fae. She has snow-white skin, black hair and sparkling eyes that change colour. She's tall, thin and busty, she fills in as the Charms professor sometimes and doesn't really have a house because she's just that unsortable so she has her own luxury room in one of the towers. Almost the entire male population adores her, staff and students, and she gets perfect marks and it figures that she is the one who actually kills voldemort.
SatiricalBanshee: AGH!DUCK AND COVER! MARY-SUE!
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a girl who is proud that she was in a gang bang with 10 guys
look at you so proud that you fucked 10 guys you proud mary
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when a man and a women are having sex and the women periods onto an ice tray and freezes it overnight. In the morning the man takes and ice cube and puts it into the womans vag and fucks her until it melts. The women then squats over the guy and lets the melted blood flow into his mouth. he then cums into the womans mouth and they swap by making out.
Marissa served up a bloody mary last night.
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To take a runny dump with zero warning. When your bowels yell out "Liquidate!!".
You have to crap right now, no matter where you may be; on the street, in the car, in a meeting.. you get the picture.
Usually the result of bad sushi or asian food in general.
Ass wipe is not a luxury, so a sock is usually sacrificed to do the job.
Oh man, check it out! Buddy's in the bushes cranking out a Queen Mary! Ha ha.. he must have had some bad chinese. I bet he would pay big bucks for some toilet paper about now..
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