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matt helms

a man who has sexual relations with a dog and names it after some girl from school

“omg he’s totally a matt helms

by Why don't we bishh October 31, 2022


Matt

🧢

Matt is cappin. I am the GOAT.

by Whatugondo October 17, 2020


Matt

He is a basic bitch who overthinks the complexities of the universe

"Did you watch Matts new video?"
"Yes, he kept on talking about how he was not a pop boy in punk clothing"

by Your mum <3 August 8, 2021


Matt

A guy who when you meet him will tell you that he is a sure thing, and then he will proceed to be the least sure thing ever in your life. He will tell you that you are special and rare and then make you feel like the most worthless nothing ever. He will make things up and lie to you just to avoid you. He wants nothing to do with you and will make that very clear. He will tell you that meeting you was the worst ten seconds of his life and that he would rather die than ever meet you again. Matt will seem to be different at first, but he is just like any other guy. He will break your heart into a million pieces and then stomp on it for no reason other than the fact that you liked him.

When I met Matt, he was one of the only guys who talked to me like I was a human being. I thought I liked him, but he started talking to me like I was a 2 dollar hooker. He traumatized me with the way he spoke to me.

by So I Thought December 22, 2024


Matt

it's an abbreviation of name caled Matthew.
Matty Matty, it's hard to tell who you are he's nice but can be jerk at the same time. He's a rake and clueles about what's going on around him. He's Smart but can be really silly sometimes. Like who are you dude?

Me:.....
Literally me:....
Matt:. Show me

by YouneverkmowwhereIhityou November 23, 2021


Matt

The tall guy in my science class(hes hot as fuck)

Oh damnnnnn, look who it is, that hottie matttt!!

by May 1, 2023


Matt

Matt looks like he would be an angel, smart, kind and funny. But in reality Matt is nothing but a devil, an egg some most call him, spilling his nasty opinions on everyone. The feeling of a being around a Matt is like when you get new boots for the first time but then fall face-first onto mud.

Friend 1: omg look at that bully kicking the teacher
Friend 2: oh he must be a Matt

by MattTheRottenEgg December 29, 2021