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Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.
I was practicing being mindful so instead of. calling my girlfriend the c word for cheating on me I watched how my mind reacted to the news and took a few deep breaths instead.
Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.
Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.
This is how incompetent psychology instructors describe any term they don't understand.
Just think of the placebo effect as a psychological mind event.
When you have a boss named Neumann, who is SO intelligent, that you can enter his office with with resolve and with a valid demand and then leave not getting a goddamned thing you wanted, but feel like he gave you the winning numbers of the lottery.
Frank Z: Returning to his office, "FUCK!"
RickO: "What's wrong Frank?"
Frank Z: "I went to Neumann's office to demand that he let me fly business class."
RickO: "Was he receptive?"
FrankZ, rubbing his temples: "Dude, all I know is he explained how it's WAY better to fly coach and that just riding in an airplane is reward enough for anyone. I walked out gushing with gratitude and positivity until I got to the hallway. How the fuck does he do that?"
RickO: "It's called the 'Neumann Mind-Fuck'. He uses it on everyone. ...Do you still have your wallet?"
FrankZ pats his empty rear pockets and screams to the ceiling, "Fuck!"
I went to speak with Neumann about a better coffee machine. Now, I can't stand the taste of coffee... What happened...?
You've just had the Neumann Mind-Fuck.
Noun; An intelligent mind that can recall specific things from the past. Someone that remembers all facts from the past.
Dave's google mind remembered the formula to convert specific gravity to platos, then he listed the standard operating procedure for the centrifuge, all from memory.
the feeling of delirium; inability to think hard on something without being *blocked* by your brain.
Yo I fapped for 4 hours yesterday night so I'm clouded asf (implicit)
m8 I want to get mind clouded so bad today, you got any decent porn? (past tense of mind clouding)