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Where one human being is being diffrent to a direct person to give a wrong impression.
Best Friends girlfriend,
Where Dane Cook says this will be the Best Mind F'n ever.
Anyone with extensive medical, physiological, biological knowledge in any medical arena. Including pharmaceutical applications pertaining to the medical field.
As a student of medicine, he/she has a “medi-mind”!
julia u look like the fuckin eiffel tower..when i look down the hall all i see is your tall ass body..and your random twitching of the mouth.you monster.shut the fuck up before someone takes all your comments literally. :)
Mainstream media cookie cutter square 2D mold of one another.
The manufactured mind is prone to judgement of others for what they say instead of what they do.
When you begin thinking dirty or inappropriate thoughts and you fall under the impression that somebody is reading your mind, and are disgusted at you.
This emotion is usually triggered from a dirty look, or a que, but usually it is actually made up to scare yourself.
Symtoms include:
Nausea
Vomiting
High blood pressure
Stroke
Awkward boner
Emotional eating
Triggers:
Your mom doing yoga
Thinking about your dog and peanut butter at the same time
Parents going through divorce
Cures:
Going to the bathroom for a few minutes
Go into room and play loud music
Play old computer games
Dream about owning a big ass chain
Bullet to the brain
Guy 1: the other day, my best friend took her top off in class when the teacher wasn't looking, and when I got home I sware my stepdad was reading my mind.
Guy 2: sounds like you became a victim of a mind scare.
Guy 1: is there any treatment?
Guy 2: I think the best course of action is a bullet to the brain.
minds that are on the same level
thinking the same ideas
"are you thinking what im thinking arthur?"
"i think so francine"
"we got some frisky minds then"
Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.