he eats cookies give him cookies
that kid is a cookie monster
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Be careful, it's DANCE monster, not RAP monster
Who the heck told you that?
Geez.
This is Dance Monster from BTS.
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Mixing a Monster Energy Drink and a Smirnoff Ice together
What are you drinking? A monster Jamm
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An old pair of sweatpants cut off at the knees and magically transformed into a stylish pair of shorts that allow the flexibility of sweatpants, but with the comfort of shorts
Sid - "dude you check out these dope new sweat monsters i made the other day?"
Phil - "pretty tight bro, looks like some good flexibility with the comfort of shorts, not to mention stylish as all hell"
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A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = βswampyβ AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.
βWhat does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasnβt taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcakeβ
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my friend ate so much fast food and left a monster nugget in the toilet, that wouldnt flush
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A song that becomes A LOT more successful than all of the other songs in the charts.
Dude, Despacito is such a monster hit, it's literally everywhere!
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