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bum trumpet

To fart; release gas; flatulence.

Hi, little bobby, did you just bum trumpet?

by keens February 12, 2004

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hungry bum

When a persons lower clothing rises up into their bum crack.

Friend 1: Look at that bird's arse.
Friend 2: Haha! Hungry bum

by Mohammadou Booboo May 13, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bistro bum

A male in his late-twenties, sitting in a Starbucks in the mid-afternoon drinking a non-fat, no-whip, extra-hot, easy-water, soy chai latte while blogging on his apple macbook to his dedicated daily internet audience of 3 people and a tabby cat about either: US global domination conspiracy theories and how the invasion of iraq was a sham... or what he plans to cook for dinner later on that night.

Fred: Hey Bistro Bum, why don't you go look for a job instead of freeloading on my couch forever?

BB: No can do Freddo, thousands of people are depending on me to sort through the mass media's neo-capitalist rhetoric and provide them with the straight shooting analysis they need to survive in today's corrupt world. Hey can you lend me four dollars? I'm off to Starbucks.

by MJG-2 August 3, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bum Crumble

To administer a royal bumming...To open a can of whoopass on one's friend/nemesis/child...To give someone a jolly good thrashing at something, e.g. a computer game, or contact sport such as killing.

"You'd better not be trying to overtake me adey. I am the king of rollcage and I shall be making bum crumble if you aren't careful. you assmunch."

"Put that child down adey, you can't bring him with you or you'll get a fresh serving of bum crumble from that police officer"

by Mighty O May 14, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bum shrapnel

The discharge resulting from Anal Sex.
A Mixture of Seamen and Poo.

Also see Neapoliton Love Slide.

"that bowl of ice cream looks like bum shrapnel"

by KarlosBrum August 19, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bum tricks

some one who wants to have bum sex with another

friend one. you coming out for a beer 2 nite mate
friend two. yea man, but dont try playin any of your bum tricks on me, when we are pissed !
friend one. hahahahahahahaahaha
friend two. you dirty bummer

by matt+smiyh January 27, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


bum scent

eau de derrier....anal cologne, the trickle of fine sweat down the posterior, n'est pas?

my calvin's are ruined :-( how am i to get this bum scent off (yes i am anticipating lots of thumbs down for this ok so you needn't feel guilty ok)

by ronsonista October 13, 2009

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