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During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.
It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!
A friend that has an obsession with bead bracelets and hot chocolate
"My best friend is bethany Thomas"
"Oh you mean a fruit roll up?"
"Yeah!"
A drive by that’s targeted for a gay person or any other member of the lgbtq+
This can also be used for when the opposite happens
Hey Damien do you wanna pull a fruit roll up tonight?
Man that fruit roll up we did last night was crazy he never saw it coming!!
A phrase used to describe when someone denies something for the sake or arguing or joking, even when it's blatantly true.
Person one: "Man, Mount Everest really is tall in person..."
Person two: "No, it isn't. I mean, just look at it!"
Person one: "You're looking for fruit in a jello cup, man."
A sexxy guy you and your friends see in public, but y’all don’t wanna say “HOT BOY!!”
farrah “Look fruit role up!!!”
avry“omg he’s so hot!”
To be fucked and fed fruit while lying on a bed of silk sheets
The Unicorn - "I'm home. Today has been a drag. Time for you to fruit me"
To be fucked and fed fruit by a sex slave while lying on silk sheets
The Unicorn - "I'm home from work. Fruit me. And my legs best be shaking when you're done"