red neck dildo

using a rusty trailor hitch, preferably from the 70's or 80's to pleasure your self analy or vaginaly

I was horny so I went outside and pleasured myself on my uncles pick up truck red neck dildo style "Floppy J"

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cambodian neck tie

The act of slitting someone's throat then pulling their tongue out the slit there for looking like a neck tie.

When I found out he killed my best friend i gave him a cambodian neck tie.

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Turtle Neck Sweater

A round fluffy item worn around your neck for attraction of Zebras, Monkeys, and Pumas. Other wise known as the 'Turtler'.

Random Guy says:

"RUN! GO GO GO! The monkeys are coming down to hunt you because of your Turtler!"

"Great Turtle Neck Sweater you got there man."
- Eager customer says

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Neck Back Sausage

Noun: When a person is so Fat that the back of their neck resembles a pack of Sausages.
Commonly found on fat men who shave their heads.

Damn Sam, You're so Fat that you got some Neck Back Sausage happening back there.

How much for one of those Neck Back Sausages?

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Ballgogglian Neck Stamp

When ones testicles and genitalia are dipped in any sort of ink and a male places his ball signature on the back of the females neck subsequently claiming that land as his own.

The true ballgogglian citizen claims his property with a ballgogglian neck stamp, and you shall know she is owned by the unique testicular pattern on nape of her neck and thou shalt not plow a land that hath already been seeded.

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stiffen your neck

become stubborn

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Colombian neck-tie

Slitting a man's throat and pulling his tongue out through the hole; Invented by Colombian Drug lord Pablo Escobar

Yo did you see that guy's toung comming out through his slit throat? that shit called the Colombian neck-tie

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