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Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.

Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.

by ThatChev September 23, 2019


Dutch oven cobbler

When you attempt to perform the Dutch oven and shit the bed instead. The pile of shit is the cobbler in your Dutch oven.

I tried to give my girlfriend a little Dutch Oven treatment, but because of taco bell, ended up with a Dutch oven cobbler instead.

by ffemtroberts November 15, 2017


Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.

Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.

by Poonslayer200016 September 16, 2015


Double Dutch donkey

A double Dutch donkey is a person who works non-stop, relentlessly working, without rest, aka “double Dutch” jump rope, all hooves all the time!

“I have been workin like a double dutch donkey. Cause if my husband gets fired , we better have a cushion

by Lady sekhmet February 20, 2018


dutch work out

Plain insanity

Dude, that's totally dutch work out!

by Radjin May 31, 2017


Double Dutch Brusher

Similar to it's more sexually explicit cousin, the double dutch rudder, the double dutch brusher requires a combined effort between two people to help each other brush their teeth. If you apply the concept of the dutch rudder to brushing ones teeth, then when each partner performs the act on the other you have yourself a double dutch brusher.

Megan:Brush my teeth, BITCH.
Zach: Ok, but only if you'll return the favor.
Megan: Deal.
Zach: Change of plan... Only if we brush each others teeth simultaneously double dutch brusher style.

by ADHD_yesPlease September 12, 2010

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Flying Dutch Oven

When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.

I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.

by Liberal Joe January 17, 2019

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