Brown Nosed Mud Dove

A turd who is a snake in the grass. Either a snitch or kiss ass turd. Brown Nosed Mud Doves are a species of Gerbs.

You are a Brown Nosed Mud Dove

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Zig Zag Nose Fuck

Used to describe a persons disfigured nose.
Most commonly associated with Owen Wilson.

"yo, check out that Zig Zag Nose Fuck Owen Wilson"

"Owen Wilson is the most famous Zig Zag Nose Fuck"

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Itching your nose

When someone you fuck with is doing something so stupid that the social event becomes awkward.

Reach for your nose while looking at the person who is being awkward and proceed to rub/ itch it.

Awkward person: *exists*

Everybody else: *rubs nose*

Itching your nose

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Norwegian nose tickle

the act of ejaculating onto a sleeping persons outstretched palm and then tickling their nose. Ideally, the victim will wipe their face with the freshly cumsoaked hand.

I gave Suzy a Norwegian nose tickle last night.

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purple headed nose flute

A slang word to describe a mans cock

By jove Derek, look at that Purple headed nose flute. You could play the 5th Symphony on that one!

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double barrel shotgun nose

Someone with who has a nose that sticks upward.

If you have that nose you can shoot walruses and shoot with your tits.

Sup double barrel shotgun nose go shoot that walrus.

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bake bean nose ass

a person who just got FUCKING roasted.

get yo bake bean nose ass out of here boiiii.

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