Fish Net

Fish net (n.)
When anal hairs cross from one cheek to the other to form a net structure that slices faesces into thin slithers of smaller proportions.

His fishnet splits his shit into bite-size chunks!

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Wet Fish

A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.

I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.

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fish mitten

A promiscuous woman's vagina.

I pulled her panties to the side to expose her fish mitten.

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Spermy The Fish

Spermy! The fish with a winsome smile!

Spermy desires a penis, you see.

In order to accomplish this daunting task, he must forcibly gather nutrients from the dicks of human males. FORCIBLY.

He lures in his quarry with his effulent charm; they can't help but smile

Upon latching onto his prey's cock, he procedes to extract the precious substances he craves; his prey still keeps their smile, but are really screaming bloody murder on the inside.

Afterwards, all that remains is a pile of clothes.

Spermy the Fish: GLUB GL-GLUB

Victor the Victim: BOY WHAT A DELIGHTFULLY CHARMING FISH. I THINK I WILL GET CLOSER SO THAT I MAY BETTER VIEW HIS ZEAL.

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rare fish

This is what a sigma male mines with the children that he labored.

"My rare fish just lost 33% of its value"

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Clown fish

The only fish that can change genders,
My childhood was ruined

person 1: are you a clown fish
Clownfish: I am

Person 1: are you a boy or girl?

Clownfish: both 🖕

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Floppy fish

To be a constant ditcher of plans

person 1:you know Joanna ?
person2:yeah.why!?
person1: shes such a floppy fish.
person1:she always ditches plans.

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