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1. any message, whether it is a text mail, voice mail, email or even snail mail, that was created under the heavy influence of alcohol, typically involving likewise heavy emotions, nearly always sloppy.
2. a voice mail, usually very late, of "important" matters that the caller "is very serious about" that subsequently make little or no sense
3. a text mail of badly spelled words and codes for words that might as well as be hieroglyphics that is meant to be ignored generally
4. a letter received in the mail (via snail), the worst type of drunk mail, for if they went as far as writing down such emotion and sending it in the mail the next day, either the author is on a serious binge that may require help, or really fucking hates you...
My girlfriend's hot and sweet, but when she's out drinking with her friends I always get the 3 am DRUNK MAIL.
GIRL A: I did not do that.
BOY B: You so DRUNK MAILED me from your office party last year when I did not answer my phone.
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When you are so tired and delirious starting around 8 pm and lasting until you fall asleep. When you are night drunk you have lots of energy and act chaotic, you also tend to spill tea.
“Annaliese is so night drunk right now!”
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When a person becomes so intoxicated they try to play real life frogger
Cam: Hey what did you get up to last night?
Justin: Just got Flach Drunk
Cam: You win?
Justin: Yeah man I dented the shit out of that car and got free ginger ale if I did't take legal action
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1) A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.
2) Means - by ridiculing a common saying - Don't give a shit.
3) An exclamation pointing out that there is something to be drunk.
- I am now my first year in college.
- Beer there, Drunk that !
- Taxes are rising, Obama is doing nuthin'
- Beer there, Drunk that !
- Beer there, Drunk that ! (shows a pile of bottles in a cooler)
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1. A song by Nicki Minaj and Big Sean, actually called "Dance A$$" but while shitfaced the name is often misinterpreted as being "Drunk Ass" by drunk people.
2. A very drunk person, wobbling around the party falling all over things like coffee tables or couches. Guys named Doug are usually the ones to fall on coffee tables.
"OMG Doug was such a drunk ass, he fell on the coffee table and lay in broken glass for like 10 minutes!"
"Wow, what a drunk ass! Ahaha"
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A drunk person who easily gets riled up and becomes verbally and physically hostile.
Mom: What happened? Why do you sound so upset?
Daughter: My raging drunk of a husband started fighting with me in front of the children again. The neighbours had to come to break it up.
Mom: That piece of shit! I'm coming there along with your dad to talk to him. You take care of yourself and the children.
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When you combine your knowledge of world travel and alcohol into one sentence.
I was in Plzen, Czech Republic last year and drank some Pilsner Urquell. Been there, drunk that. I was in Pottsville, Pennsylvania last week and drank some Yuengling Porter. Been there, drunk that.
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