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A person who always has a better story then the one just told
I said I'd seen the band twice, but my friend the one uper, said he'd seen them four times
My gay friend. If you're somehow seeing this hello
the..one..and.only.loser is a very sus human
An "extended one" occurs when two men touch the tips od their erections together and a woman simultaneously jerks both men off at once. (This can also be done homosexually.)
Bro, that chick over there said she'll only hook up with me tonight if we do the extended one. Get over here!
Often the beautiful/handsome one you see in the corner of the room, thats staring at you. not to be confused with the creepy one.
Your usually attached to them
"The shy one is staring at you again"
When you eat something that is too tart, and you can't help but close 1 eye.
While having a salad with dried cherries, I bit into a tart cherry and it caused me to have a one eyer.
One of the biggest bands that ever existed. The band members are regularly known as terrible dancers and the best people on earth.
One Direction, often shortened to 1D, are an English-Irish pop boy band formed in London, England in 2010. The group are composed of Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson; former member Zayn Malik departed from the group in March 2015.
After Zayn Malik left the group, the band only lasted for about another year. After that, the band announced a hiatus that was supposed to last 18 months. Well, we're in December 2020 right now and it's been 60 fucking months.
A permanent split has not yet been confirmed, for this reason it is believed that for members of one direction, 18 months have a different duration than normal.
Person 1: What's your favorite favorite band?
Directioner: One Direction.
Person 1: Girl One Direction no longer exists.
Directioner: *cries in a not so cool way*
Person 1: Oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to-
Directioner: Shut the fuck up girl. They're in a damn H-I-A-T-U-S. I don't care if it's been over 18 months. THEY'RE STILL EXIST AND THEY'RE STILL A BAND. You can't change my mind.