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When someone has to take a dump so they ask a friend to shove some sort of shaft (preferably a golf club or broomstick) up their ass hole so they no longer have the urge to shit.
Me- Hey man, we still have a few more holes until we get to the clubhouse and I really have to shit. Do you mind using my 3 iron to pack my musket?
Friend- Sure bro, no problem. Bend over!
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Practical joke played by cavers on each other. When a caver has his pack off, another caver sneaks a few pounds of rocks into it. Not really all that funny if you're on a trip where you're pushing the limits of your physical endurance.
This cave has me whipped. My pack feels so heavy. Wait... did some jerk rock my pack?
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A package that helps you expand your penis by at least 69.11 mm
Can I have a Dong Expansion Pack please
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when you fuck up Zooknee - taking constant L's
"pass me that Zooknee pack" Smoking that Zooknee pack
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To have anal sex with a overweight homosexual male while spooning.
Bears like to pack a fat spoon
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A dream that was absolutely FULL with different events that happened. A jam packed dream will probably not leave your mind for a while and there’s a good chance you’ll remember it in the future!
Person 1: Hey did you dream last night?
Person 2: Bro you bet I did. I had such a jam packed dream it was crazy!
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A term used when an overweight person has sections of flab across their back. Kinda like a six pack but the wrong way round.
Guy 1: "Dude, dude... check out the backwards six-pack on that guy!"
Guy 2: "Woah, he should really get some excercise..."
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