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comes from the term "couch potato". means someone who is completely lazy in terms of sex and does absolutely nothing, leaving their partner to do all the work.
person number one: so...me and hailey had sex last night
person number two: really? how was it?
person number one: awful. she was such a sex potato.
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The guy eats out the girl while she's on her period. He lets the blood dry on his face, then peels off the 'crusty potato.'
I wonder if that guy knows he forgot to peel his crusty potato?
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n. A starchy fictional food, looks like glue, or diarrhea. In fiction, it is manifestly made from mashing potatoes (peeled or unpeeled), or sometimes baked, potatoes with a ricer, fork or potato masher.
In real life, it is not possible to mash a potato.
See also Wonka Bar.
"I'm going to make some mashed potatoes."
"That's ridiculous, they don't exist!"
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1) A little bug that rolls in on itself when threatened. Kind of cute. It is a conscientious objector - it only defends itself.
2) Also, people have been known to refer to other people by this name - it's crazy, I know.
1) Aw, look. When I blew on that lil' potato bug, it rolled in on itself.
2) (person referring to another person) You're a potato bug.
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a potato war is a battle consisting of 2 sides in which the 2 sides throw potatoes at the other. The two sides will usually buy the potatoes from any local grocery while getting angry looks and threats from old ladies and subway workers prior to the war. There are no rules in a potato war, although it would be ill advised to throw below the belt, but it is a risk you take because of the comedic effects that ensue.
Instead of going to the movies, we went behind henry's and had the first of what will be many potato wars.
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A man with a cold sore developed from kissing potatoes at markets in China.
Hailong went to the market in Qufu, when the staff was not looking, he began kissing the potatoes. He was caught off guard by a staff member who yelled "Potato Kisser!" He ran.
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When someone takes a shit so large and so round that it looks like an oversized potato
Jeff: yo mother fucker
Bob: yea nigga ass bitch
Jeff: I'm bout to take a potato shit on yo face niggie
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