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during sex the man gets on his hands and feet and the woman climbs on top and sits on his dick while he starts to kick like a donkey
dude i gave this bitch the donkey punch so hard
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In the act of giving anal sex, while all the lights are off use a dildo instead of your wang and sneak infront of the reciever while they think you are behind them, and in one quick movement turn on the lights and punch them in the face screaming "ninja punch bitch!"
Man that chick was so rude, i ninja punched her and called it good.
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1) When you take libtards under the bleachers for a bit of love and cuddles but won’t be seen with them in the light of day. 2) What happens to hippies who cry about not having other people pay for their healthcare via a "public option".
Q: “I’m a blogger, and I don’t know if you know this term, but are you familiar with the term hippie punching?”
A: "Are you a member of the "professional left"? Is this about the healthcare public option?! Bwah hah hah! We sold that one away to big pharma before you even heard about the term "Obamacare", suckaz! See you in November, m'kay?"
Q: "No."
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an extremely hard punch delivered to the crotch area by and to a drunk.
"Dude did you see that? That guy just got Crock punched. Haha ya he wont be getting up from that."
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When you shit in your hand and fling it at someone walking by.
My date was going great until some guy in the bushes monkey punched me, now I have to take I shower.
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When performing oral sex on a man, one punches him in the testicles just before orgasm. The surprise pain replaces any pleasant feelings received from the orgasm, or stops it altogether. Can be used as a punishment or as a sexual act.
If two gay males are involved, and it is being used as a punishment, the term then becomes 'Sucker punch, gay revenge'. However, it is performed in the same way as mentioned above.
So my ex was going down on me and just as I was about to cum, she fully Sucker punched me. It hurt.
So Brett was totally going down on Nick and like totally went all Sucker punch gay revenge on him.
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When a male shaves his pubies before getting his peepee sucked by a girl. as the male "ejaculates" on the female's face, he throws his shaved pubies at her face making her look like a gorilla, hence the name "gorilla punch".
Yo john the other day sally was givin' me a blow j, and as i was coming on her face i gorilla punched that stank ass hoe. that bitch looked like a fuckin silverback.
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