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The current-time act of causing a burn on the butthole caused by lighing flatulence, usually with a lighter or match.
Lighting your farts could cause a burning ring of fire if improperly performed.
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When your doorbell rings and you somehow know, without looking, that it is a girlscout ready to sell you delicious, creamy, scrumptious Girl Scout cookies. Usually only fat people have this 6th sense
*Ding Dong*
Man: OMG that is a Girl Scout ring! I want my cookies
Woman: how do you know?
Man: I don't know, I just have a sense of the Girl Scout ring
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The act of using a knife, preferably serrated, to cut the labia off of a particularly obese woman. Make sure to remove it in one piece, as any errors may compromise the integrity of the cock ring and may hinder the ability to use it in a sexual scenario. After the labia is removed completely, the penis is inserted into the hole in the center, creating a fleshy cock ring. Proceed to have sex as usual.
When finished, use the semen to coat the California Cock Ring and freeze it. This will preserve it.
F: Hey, have you remembered to put the California Cock Ring in the freezer?
M: Yes, and I coated it with semen for preservation.
F: Great, I cant wait until next time!
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when the anal sphincter muscles or labia has lost elasticity due to over usage and abuse.
dear government thanks for the o-ring damage.
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Basically, it's your balls going around your upper thighs
Bill: Dude the bells are ringing in the church!
Bob: Oh, shit!
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the light brown ring arround the end of ur dick ,it is the result of circumsision
brown ring of awesomeness
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It is when a man takes a piss while the ring of the toilet is down. The accuracy of men pissing is terrible, leading to the cause of getting urine all over the ring and just leaves it there. The "Gold Spotted Ring" is born.
1. "Dude, did you leave a Gold Spotted Ring on my toilet again?"
2. "I swear to God, I didn't!"
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