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Rainbow Russian Roulette

The act of inserting a fist full of multicoloured skittle sweets, into the rectal passage, before being rogered in the poop choob. After the money shot, the brave buccaneer takes position and the fruity goo is ejected into his or her mouth, trying to guess what colour or flavour they will get next.

Hey, I played Rainbow Russian Roulette with Dave Smiths mum and dad last night! Dirty Fuckers!

by carpetfrog March 14, 2007

40πŸ‘ 52πŸ‘Ž


Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.

He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.

by Evan Spink December 5, 2009

14πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


Russian Potato Love

A male takes dried instant mashed potatoes and coats his penis with them. Then during anal sex, the man often reapplies abundant amounts of dried luke warm mashed instnt potatoes to his cock. When the man blows his potato filled load, the instant mashed potatoes turn into grits. The couple proceeds to enjoying a hearty bowl of grits.

Rob: Hey Abbey, what are you hungry for tonight?
Abbey: Im feeling a bowl of grits.
Rob: Homemade?
Abbey: How about some Russian Potato Love?

by JackOffMan November 20, 2009

21πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


A Russian Peter

Noun.) A person who constantly crusades with apathy and uses syntax and honeycombs in order to achieve a more ultimate and better understanding of international relations to further his clandestine global conquests that involve the capture of dinosaur stencils for the purpose of assisting in the creation of a better race that will eventually become the next step in the evolution of humanity that plan to bring a new era in the history of the universe that will change everything.

Person 1: He certainly seems to have a lot of ambition
Person 2: Yeah but lets hope he isn't some Russian Peter!

by Jarba May 30, 2005

3πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Russian History

The worst fucking class on the fucking planet

Russian history isn’t worth the memes it’s just a bad class DONT TAKE IT

by uptight_and_blind420 May 1, 2018

1πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Russian T-bag

When a guy takes a piss in a girls mouth and then dunks his balls in her mouth thats still filled with his own piss.

Hey, it was pretty nice giving your mom a Russian T-bag last night.

by Dave May 13, 2003

24πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Russian Rusty Bellows

1. when a person places their mouth over a different person's asshole and inhales a fart, then places their mouth on another person's mouth, and then exhales the fart into the other person's mouth.

Origin: Russia, where bodily gases are commonly used to preserve heat or savor flavor.

1. I became excited, and was no longer hungry, after he gave me the Russian Rusty Bellows.

by MSST October 29, 2010

6πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž