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When your girlfriend is on her period, you're doing anal, and that bloody tampon string is dangling. That, my friend, is a rusty chandelier.
The rusty chandelier was swinging away last night.
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Scottish sexual practice of wanking off multiple blokes' pipes,
while simultaneously licking their blowholes.
Helen gave me and my mate Angus the Rusty Bagpipes.
She blew a mighty ditty. Och aye!
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For the guy that a group has a strong hatred/dislike for. Pretend to want to have gang bang with a hot girl. Tell him he is on bottom for the DP. Then while the girl sits on him, everyone holds him down in one way or another (handcuffs are ideal). The girl proceeds to take a shit on top of him. The guys piss on him, and a huge dildo is forced up his ass. The guys can then take turns taking a shit on him. Photos will be taken as a blackmail tool to address the issue that causes the hatred.
A viable option in this case is to give him a Rusty Revenge in order to stop him.
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When a man wraps penis in sandpaper and has anal sex with a female.
Female 1: what happened to you last night.
Female 2: I don’t remember but I think I got rusty toiletpaper’d by my boyfriend
Female 1: I..AM..SO..SORRY!
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A playful gesture in which one person fingers their asshole with two fingers; ensuring they are well covered with ass crap and proceeds to jam one each shit finger into one each nostril of the nose of one unsuspecting person. It is preferable to use the index & middle fingers and attempt to get third knuckle deep in both the asshole and the nostrils. This is is similar to the dirty nosebleed yet does not result in the recipient having blood poor from their nose (This act is considered much safer).
that beotch at the club dissed me in front of my boyz, so I retreated to the bathroom, stealthily reappeared and gave her a right nice rusty snotlocker....perhaps next time she will think twice before turning my offer of dance down
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A rusty donte is a sex tool to be shoved in a womens cameltoe, while popping a 2inch cherry.
DAMN! That bitch just pulled a rusty donte!
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An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.
Rusty Venture: An act which involves doing something with a result of something that comes pouring out like somebody stepped on a snack pack. then you will need to find a turkey baster, and you both will have to eat your way out of the tub.
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