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when the female sex organ gets penetrated to often whitout washing a crusty surface from around the vagina. this cause the male to eat a crusty sandwich to ever have sex again
Matt P; whats that smell?
Chalty; ermmmmmm
Matt p; is tht ur fadge
Chalty; yea ive hd so much sex ive gt acrusty sandwich wanna see?
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when a gay guy and a lifeguard go off from a group with a friend ((either male or female)) and screw with the friend in the middle , punching them repeatedly leaving them bruised and purple. middle may be a girl , but outer must be a gay guy and a lifeguard .
Lifeguard: are you gay?
Gay guy: why yes i am
Lifeguard: and is that ur male/female friend i see there?
Gay guy: yes,yes it is
Lifeguard: lets go have a purple sandwich!!
Gay guy : yes lets!
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A sexual act in which the male shoves a Subway footlong Turkey Club sandwich into the female's vagina and fucks her through it.
"Hey, have you given her the Wet Sandwich yet?"
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when a man puts his junk in between two slices of bread be it white wheat or rye, and the girls eats the sandwich.
john smith can only eat bj sandwiches
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The act of inserting a piece of bread, meat, or cheese between the cheeks of someone's ass, including your own, with the direct intention of feeding it to someone too drunk to notice.
That fat bitch was so drunk I gave her an ass sandwich.
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He ate a lead sandwich, so we buried him.
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What becomes of ones husband when his wife leaves him inside the bar to go out and smoke with 4 or more of her intoxicated friends.
When Tina stepped outside to smoke all her drunk buddies made a husband sandwich.
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