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A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.
Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.
James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.
Any woman who serves but one purpose in life....that being to gain favor with men by being known for one thing and one thing only.
A polite name for a women of very loose morals.
Also, a women who gets around, literally.
The best thing that you can say about her is that she's a self-propelled mobile sperm receptacle.
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A burger served with bleu cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the To Thine Own Self be Bleu Burger, you should try it!"
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A man than manages to block his own cock from getting action as a result of being repulsive and/or having no game.
Guy 1: You get it in last night?
Guy 2:Nah, bro. I had a Self Block Cock Block(SBCB) night.
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this means to continue doing whatever u re doing cause its too cool and no one else can do it like you do
just get on down with your bad self!no one can stop you!
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it means your gonna end your life but wanna say it a lot more softer to not upset more people
Person 1: Ima commit Yeetus Fleetus self Deletus
Person2:Noo!!!
Person 3:what does that mean?
Person 4:Self deletus
Person 3:WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?!
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