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When you have the first person (generally male) lays down on his back then has a WILLING female mount him in a 69 position. Then a well endowed little person mounts the female anally.
I never knew such a little guy could have such upper body strength, and he gave that guy a tea bag at the same time. So, thats a San Diego short stack?
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This is how a person with very little intelligence can be referred to as.
That guy is a "dollar short for the bus ride home".
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Posessing a mental capability between that of a Mexican and a car park.
Damn that Mexican's a few Mexicans short of a car park, cee?
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Hey I'm under 5'4 *kicks*
Sorry its National Kick Short People Day
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An expression used by those who are with incredible stupidity and of a state of retardation that pairs well with their receding and grotesque hairline
Bafoon:Hey I'm a day late and a dollar short
Regular Person: Shut up
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National slap your short friend day is the day right after national slap your tall friend day, so NSYSF day is on February 12th! Y'all created slap your tall friend day so i create this because I'm the tallest out of my friends and they keep trying to slap me, so I thought this would even us out.
Vincy: Ow! How dare u!
Lina: It was national slap your tall friend day!
*Ze next day*
Vincy: *Le slap
Lina: WTF
Vincy: well, yesterday was national slap your tall friend day, so today is national slap your SHORT friend day
Lina: I hate the internet
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Someone who sits in the back and talks to no body; usually someone who says he hates human interaction, but is always making a scene.
Kid 1: Man, have who ever heard the quiet kid in the corner, QKC for short, talk?
Kid 2: Dude, he doesn't talk to anybody, he's got some kind of secret language.
QKC: No ablah espanhol senohr, keen ablah espanhol akey?
Kid 1: Wow, i can't understand a word he's saying
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