When dat pussy so tight your dick turns purple as if a gorilla was clenching your cock as tight as possible
Friend 1 :Are you sure that girls head game good? Friend 2: yeah but she can make up for it with the sloppy toppy genital property gorilla grip pussy lips so it's cool doe
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after receiving the gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000 u wonโt be able to walk for days and your soul leaves your body for 3 hours to go get some rest. your technically dead after getting this
1:โdude this chick gave me da gawk gawk vacuum seal double hand twist ushy gushy sloppy gorilla grip fade tsunami soul taker combo 3000!โ
2: โwoah, bro thatโs sickโ
1: * aggressively humps 2*
2: *dies*
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Person 2:What the fuck.
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William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
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Waking up after drooling all over your face.
When I woke up today after sloppy sleeping I thought someone threw water in my face.
A sloppy jollopy is when you spunk in your hands then slap a person in the face
Haha Ryan loves a sloppy jollopy
A phrase: An act of doing either cocaine or some kind of speed to readjust the brain outside of the out of control nature alcohol inherently gives a person.
I gotta do a bump of something to soak up the sloppiness because I might get into trouble.