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A Diet Coke, an espresso, and a water.
Al: Welcome to Al’s Bar. What can I get for you?
Nancy: I’ll have a Willy Wide Special please.
a mean donner kebab from a shithot takeaway in halifax. Loads of donner meat, tikka chicken and sheesh kebab neatly wrapped up in a naan bread! Mmm!
i'll have a special mixed bastard please!
The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.
Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.
A derogative term that borrows from both the concept of the "blue-plate special" and the practice of "blue flaming" to suggest a generic knucklehead, most likely male.
Son, you're a regular blue flame special- young, dumb and full of cum.
A form of masturbation! The Davey special, is were the palm of the hand is placed in a flat position rather than the more poppular and commonly used clasped postion. When the palm is flat, the male using the Dvey Special will rub the shafy of their penis in a circular motion. continue untill fully erect when fully erect, place the flat palm on to the top of the penis (the head) and continue with the a circular motion untill reaching orasm. The Davey Special is often used in conjunction with sun cream, the sun cream is a popular lubricant for this form of masturbation as the smoothing texture allows a nice vaginal like feeling to the circular motions of the flat palm. The Davey Special is popular amongst fat people as it has less physical exerscion than the more common wrist movement wank.
Person 1- I need a wank
Person 2- Have a go at the Davey Special its great
Person 1- The famous Davey Special?
person 2- Yer thats right its beter than the carey claw and that takes some beating!
Person 1- Wow sounds great i will give it a go
Person 2- Remember plenty of sun cream and keep it circular.
Used to describe a situation when a person is fighting a smaller and less aggressive enemy but got knocked the fuck out because he doesn't know how to avoid a blatantly telegraphed kick or hit.
Johnny just got his KTFO. He was knocked out by some scrawny kid sticking his foot in the air and he just ran right into it. He caught the Daniel Laruso special.
The brothers gotta learn how to duck.
a drink...a shot of Jack chased with a shot of Jager
Jens lost the bet and had to take a Jinxy Cat Special after getting pummeled in Madden.