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To go above and beyond the call of duty for the stupid, bringing stupidity to a whole new level! It takes a real special person to make all those around you in awe of how stupid you and your comments or actions are. You are a special kind of stupid.
When Jimbo decided to use a match to look into his gas container to see if it still had gas in it, we realized Jimbo was a special kind of stupid!
A Diet Coke, an espresso, and a water.
Al: Welcome to Al’s Bar. What can I get for you?
Nancy: I’ll have a Willy Wide Special please.
A form of masturbation! The Davey special, is were the palm of the hand is placed in a flat position rather than the more poppular and commonly used clasped postion. When the palm is flat, the male using the Dvey Special will rub the shafy of their penis in a circular motion. continue untill fully erect when fully erect, place the flat palm on to the top of the penis (the head) and continue with the a circular motion untill reaching orasm. The Davey Special is often used in conjunction with sun cream, the sun cream is a popular lubricant for this form of masturbation as the smoothing texture allows a nice vaginal like feeling to the circular motions of the flat palm. The Davey Special is popular amongst fat people as it has less physical exerscion than the more common wrist movement wank.
Person 1- I need a wank
Person 2- Have a go at the Davey Special its great
Person 1- The famous Davey Special?
person 2- Yer thats right its beter than the carey claw and that takes some beating!
Person 1- Wow sounds great i will give it a go
Person 2- Remember plenty of sun cream and keep it circular.
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The name by which we must now refer to the animal formerly known as the Mongoose.
Me: Look, son - that's called a mongoose.
Zoo Employee: Excuse me - but you can't say that.
Me: Huh?
Zoo Employee: It's a Special Needs Goose.
Me: For fuck's sake.
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A derogative term that borrows from both the concept of the "blue-plate special" and the practice of "blue flaming" to suggest a generic knucklehead, most likely male.
Son, you're a regular blue flame special- young, dumb and full of cum.
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a drink...a shot of Jack chased with a shot of Jager
Jens lost the bet and had to take a Jinxy Cat Special after getting pummeled in Madden.
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Zak Craig Special: A filthy sex move named after a famous Infiniti G37 car forum admin loved and hated by many.
"When you and your liberal minded friends snowflakes circle jerk onto a picture of replica wheels (which are normally used in slammed camber gang car shows). The last one to ejaculate loses the competition and then must perform oral sex on the anuses of the winning participants.
A butthurt forum member was performing the Zak Craig Special and failed to finish on time so he had to eat the booty like groceries.
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