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When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner
(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)
Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"
Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"
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A sexual act akin to Cleveland Steamer or Bilbo Baggins. Also a dessert item.
Step 1- Defecate and shape into small brown patties.
Step 2- Ejaculate on top of the patties
Step 3- Frost the top with fudge.
Serve while warm.
Little Susie- Ms. Bollmeier's Birthday Surprise treats sure were good!
Little Billy- Oh MY GOD!! You actually ate that shit?1? Do you have any idea what goes into those?
Little Susie- Don't tell me... I feel sick...
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"After that cubic shit im not surprised" came from a video made by MegaCapitalG on January 30, 2017 about how the Yu-Gi-Oh community is "Toxic". After this video was made, multiple Yu-Gi-Oh Youtubers followed up with a video disagreeing with his opinions and one by the name of Glasgowygo, another Yu-Gi-Oh Youtuber, made a video debunking his claims. In MegaCapitalG's video, he said his main reason for making the video was because someone commented "After that cubic shit im not surprised". This came from the countless amount of videos he made on a deck called Cubics, mainly hyping the deck and showing off what the deck can do. Shortly afterwards, many viewers started commenting on his videos the same quote "After that cubic shit im not surprised" and has now became a meme on his channel and in the Yu-Gi-Oh Community.
*MegaCapitalG makes a video*
"After that cubic shit im not surprised"
Following a Munging session and prior to brushing your teeth you french kiss someone without telling them what you have been doing.
I was on my way home when I ran into Diane so I couldn't resist giving her a Sneaky Pierre Mung Share Surprise.
How... what kind of hacks did you use to find this...
Person 1: hehe no one will find this defintion
Person 2: Is this it?
Person 1: WHA- Im surprised you found this...
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For one or several male(s) to ejaculate in a glass cup, then break the cup and use it to shank somebody, the surprise is that nobody will see it coming.
When Roy was rejected by that girl in the club, he proceeded to prepare and administer a bukake shank combi surprise to said girl.
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Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
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