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When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
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I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .
Defines a man who is considered to be the peek of human perfection. A Soy Tard is often a very handsome man, commonly being hit on by women. They are kind, trustworthy loyal people.
Saki: Raph is such a Soy Tard.
Raph: Aww, thanks Saki.
The culmination of such profound stupidity that it can only be described as the product of various kinds of stupidity (these being the ingredients of the cake) Combined to make the end product of all these baked into one retard.
Friend 1: Yo Steve is such a tard cake that he thought cold blooded creatures produced their own cold.
Friend 2: wow, what a tard cake.
A more immature version of the word retard; Calling someone a retard.
A: If we're being honest, you're a r-tard.
B: Hey! I'm not sped!
A: That's what a retard would say.
likes dick in every hole his his body and constantly trys to suck his own cock. he would even be the person to try to stick his own dick in his ass. you know, if it was eve close to big enough.