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a DICK-MAN

a dick-man is a person who is very full of themselves, a person who has a very sarcastic tone who also makes smerky comments when he feels that the situation does not suit him in favor. This person feels that he is smart and thinks that he is too busy to hang out or pick up his phone. A Dick-man tends to never pick up when you call him nor does he attempt to look at his phone when he knows it is ringing. In addition a dick-man will never call you back because he is either playing golf, watching the golf channel or sports center. A dick-man tends to be very boring with an old man personality. When a dick-man is watching TV he also tends to slouch on the couch and has a scary look on his face. There is also a saying about a dick-man: when a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be, a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be. In other words a dick-man cannot accept what he cannot be. SO as a result he reverts to asshole actions like pretending he is tired, or has to get up early, making smerky comments, never picking up, saying he is busy and of course playing golf. A DICK-MAN's full potential comes out when he is drunk, when this happens he goes to the extreme and acts like such an asshole but doesn't realize it. When in a group situation and when a dick-man says a dick-man comment people should yell DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN and point directly to his ear, until he knows that his action was not right. A Dick-man is usually really insecure.

Ashtin: Hey man do you know why carson isn't picking up his phone?

Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while

Ashtin: Why does he do this?

Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again

Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa

Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!

Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man

by CARsinnnnnnnnn June 20, 2012

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ol' Man

a boyfriend/husband, or someones Father

Me and my Ol' Man are going to the movies tonight

or

My ol'man just gave the the key's to the car

by TCntryPrd February 17, 2008

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toronto man

White Kids from a suburban area ( Vaughan, Richmondhill, etc. ) think they are tough because they copy Debby's motives. Their parents are lawyers and doctors with a financial income but still claim they came from the mud.

Yo shordy you wanna mess with a man like me, I'm a Toronto Man.

by sael lmaooooooo February 2, 2021

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Man handled

When a man gets in the way of a women or moves her in another direction by using his man strength. Man handled

He man handled me Into the kitchen

by Frederickdotcom November 4, 2013

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Oatmeal Man

An entrenched politician that serves the elite.

A term used by black poet Gil Scott-Heron in his work, "Pardon our Analysis."

Anytime you find someone in Congress for 25 years and no one has ever heard of im, you have, "Oatmeal Man."

by therevolutionwillnotbetelevised October 18, 2006

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mechanical man

Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.

"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"

by Carnophage December 16, 2004

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grown man on

dressed up hella clean like a grown man. button up shirt, crisp slacks/khakis/jeans, and some clean ass shoes to go witcha fit, yadadaimsayin? leather coat, cuff links, stunna shades, wateva makes u look clean and grown.

"i get my grown man on..white collar wit da button up..my grown man on. i might 2 step wit my grown man on. i'm so fresh to death w/ my grown man on." - grown man on by da hoodstarz

by lovin that thizz April 30, 2006

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