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A Dirty Ending

When you are violently masturbating to the sound of death metal and as you climax, you think of your grandmother

“Something weird happened to me last night mate.. well I was milking my one-eyed snake to the sound of fleshgod apocalypse and as I came... well I thought of my gran. Bit of A Dirty Ending that one..”

by letthelordbewithyou257 April 6, 2021


wonders shall never end

Something very surprising

"Jesus, Wonders shall never end. are you foolish?"

by August 24, 2023


the never ending lawsuit

So, the never ending lawsuit is a lawsuit that drags on for years and years. Really, if you think about it, both sides are undeserving. Unfortunately, friends and relatives must hear about it over and over and OVER again.

The never ending lawsuit for Michael’s estate has been going for so many years that I have lost count.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023


the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.

Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?

by Seven86 June 27, 2024


NORTH END MEATBALL HERO

The act of taking uncooked spaghetti noodle and braking it up into small bite size peices, then placing the uncooked pasta into your partners anus, along with warm salt water. Then churning the anal cavity with your penis creating a vacuum seal and cooking the spaghetti similar to a pressure cooker. Once pasta is cooked you add cooked meatballs and marinara sauce with parm cheese into the ass. Then have you partner shit out resulting the contents on your french bread resulting in your North end meatball hero

Josh questioned the needed ingredients to create an epic north end meatball hero with Sam later the night after war zone.

by North end max September 27, 2022


NORTH END MEATBALL HERO

The act of taking uncooked spaghetti noodle and braking it up into small bite size peices, then placing the uncooked pasta into your partners anus, along with warm salt water. Then churning the anal cavity with your penis creating a vacuum seal and cooking the spaghetti similar to a pressure cooker. Once pasta is cooked you add cooked meatballs and marinara sauce with parm cheese into the ass. Then have your partner shit out resulting the contents on your french bread resulting in your North end meatball hero

Josh questioned the needed ingredients to create an epic north end meatball hero with Sam later that night after war zone.

by North end max September 27, 2022


Taco Bell End

Taco Bell End.

A Taco Bell End is a gimpy teenager (normally named TJ) who loiters with his gimpy friends in a Taco Bell for warmth whilst causing trouble and speaking in double negatives.

by Kadders February 25, 2023