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When a friend goes into hiding never to be seen for a period of time.
Leo: Yo, where'd Don go?
Michael: i think he ninja vanished this weekend.
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While having sex doggystyle, right before a guy "goes" during sex he works up a big wad of spit then pretends to orgasm and spits on the girls back, then when she turns around u give her the money shot
the other day i was going at it with this girl but she was annoying so later that night i gave her the sneaky ninja
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ninja bukkake is when yer getting a blowjob and last second you pull back and bukkake on the giver of the blowjob
bob: dude it was funny i ninja bukkake'd in her eye
someone else: lol
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(n) One who secretly steals the first cup of coffee from a fresh pot, even though he wasn't the one who made it, thereby circumventing the "first dibs" rule granted to he who made said pot of coffee.
Damn coffee ninja! I just made that pot and I was really looking forward to having the first cup!
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To put red Swedish fish in a woman's vagina while on her period so it makes earning one's red wings a much more pleasant and exciting experience.
Todd went Ninja Fishing on me last night and couldn't get enough of it....now he wishes I got my period more often.
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Refers to the Burka that Muslim women wear.
My car was struck by a woman in a Ninja Suit.
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A lesbian; the "opposite" of an ass pirate. Though "lass pirate" may work, also.
My girlfriend and I are proud clit-ninjas.
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